Holidays - Retro Food For Modern Times

Category: Holidays

30
Jan
2022

The Eye of The Tiger

categories: Cocktail, Drinks, Fish, Gin, Holidays

Hello friends! This weekend people all over the world are celebrating Lunar New Year and the start of the year of the Tiger. Traditional foods for Lunar New Year include long noodles (symbolising long life and happiness) dumplings and spring rolls to bring wealth and fish to increase prosperity. Well, here at Chez Retro Food, we’re also celebrating the Year of the Tiger, but in our own special way!

Let’s get to it!

I always think that any occasion should be celebrated with a cocktail. And Lunar New Year is no exception. The Norwegian Tiger’s Milk Cocktail comes from a book called The Australian Hostess Cookbook (1969) and a chapter called “A Party on the Nullabor Plain”. Now for those of you unfamiliar with the Nullabor Plain, it is an area of some 200,000km (that would be 76, 000 sq miles for those of you who are not used to the metric system) that is both flat and largely treeless. Plain is putting it mildly.

I mean, does it not just scream party central? But I digress. If the location seems bonkers let’s further examine the cocktail.

Norwegian. Tiger’s Milk.

Nope.

The World wildlife fund reliably informs me that tigers are very versatile creatures and can live in a variety of habitats – rainforests, savannahs, grasslands and mangrove swamps. Tigers.org.za further specifies that they are most commonly found in China, Korea, Russia and Southeast Asia with Sumatra being the only island inhabited by tigers today. Not even a whisper of Norway. And, I’m no geography expert but I’m pretty sure the landscape of Norway is not rampant with savannahs. Fjords yes. Mangrove swamps? No.

(Also note the natural habitat of the tiger is not an “exotic” animal part in Oklahoma. But don’t even get me started on that one!)

Maybe if you are partying on the Nullabor Plain in 1969 a Norwegian Tiger makes sense. They took a lot of drugs back then.

Norwegian Tiger’s Milk Cocktail

Copious amounts of drugs may also explain the ingredients. Equal parts gin, vanilla ice cream and creme de cacao. It really sounds like something someone with the munchies would pull together.

It also means that whatever measurement you use, (I used 30ml of each) you get a lot of booze and not much ice cream.

I used a cherry-infused gin which came in a Gin Advent Calendar I bought at Christmas.

The Norwegian Tiger’s Milk was a LOT nicer than I thought it would be! It tasted like a slightly weird in a good way Bailey’s Irish Cream. Mine had that hint of cherry but I think without that the similarity to Baileys would be even more marked. It was also much more of an after-dinner drink than an aperitif but I’ll forgive myself that. And maybe have another after dinner! I’m not driving and there is a little bit of gin left in that tiny Advent bottle!

We are continuing the theme of Tiger’s Milk with our starter.

Tiger’s Milk Ceviche

We are heading to Mexico for our starter. Also not a natural habitat of the tiger. However, Tiger’s Milk is the name of the liquid used to “cook” the seafood in a ceviche.

This was soooo good! I love raw fish and this was zingy with citrus and fiery with chilli and crunchy with tortilla chips and loaded with fresh veg and herbs! This is the kind of dish I could eat every day.

And it’s so pretty too! Look at all those colours!

I used salmon for my fish because I could not get the kingfish specified in the recipe. I also threw in some tiny tom berry tomatoes for extra colour and as mentioned subbed in some crunchy tortilla chips for the tortillas.

The recipe for the Tiger’s Milk Ceviche comes from the Matt Preston Cookbook – Yummy Easy Quick Around The World.

Tiger’s Milk – Hangover Cure?

Tiger’s milk is supposedly a hangover cure par excellence. Maybe for the morning after a few too many Norwegian Tiger’s Milks? However, I’ve been hungover once (maybe twice) in my life 😂 and I’m going, to be honest with you. When I am in that very precarious and fragile state, given the choice of Uber Eatsing a Big Mac and a very large coke and downing some salmon soaking citrus liquid? I’ll take those two all-beef patties etc any day of the week!

Would you drink the tiger’s milk?

Later this week I’ll share the rest of our tiger-themed celebrations!

31
Dec
2021

Detox Soup

categories: 365 Good Reasons To Sit Down and Eat, Holidays, New Year's Day, Soup, Tasty Reads, Vegetarian

Hello Friends, consider this post my public service announcement for the year. Detox Soup is my New Year’s Day present to you. For anyone who is planning to imbibe on 31st December, a large bowl of detox soup should set us on the path to recovery on 1 January!

I found the recipe for Detox Soup in 365 Good Reasons to Sit Down and Eat by Stephane Reynaud which is an excellent book on (mostly) French cooking. It was my choice for our Tasty Reads Cookbook Club for November and this is both the first recipe in the book and the first recipe I made from it.

Since then, I have made this soup a number of times, it has become my go-to meal for when I want something quick, easy and life-affirming or when I want to feel virtuous. When I am feeling not so virtuous, it goes very well with some grilled cheese on crusty bread! I don’t really believe in “detoxing” but eating this soup does make me feel like I am doing something positive for myself.

Whether or not you use the Detox Soup to ease your aching head and over worked liver or to add a moment of positive self care into the first day of the new year, can I suggest you make some early and keep it in the fridge for the first? It will be there when you need it the most!

Or it can add a moment of positive self-care into the first day of the new year.

I have already made my batch although we currently have a sick dog so I doubt I will be drinking on NYE in case I need to make (another) trip to the emergency vet. 🙁

The Recipe – Detox Soup

Complete with a picture of someone looking very hungover made from the ingredients!

Those of you with an eagle eye may have noticed that there is some sliced fennel in my soup which is not in the recipe. The second time I made this soup I had half a fennel in the fridge that needed using so I sliced it up and added it into the pot. I really liked the flavour it brought so I add it in all the time now. I also use vegetable stock instead of water in my soup.

This also explains why I have garnished my soup with a fennel frond and not the celery leaves in the original picture. Speaking of which…I think I have done not too bad a job of replicating that picture…

If the hair of the dog is more your bag, 1 January is Bloody Mary Day so you can get your vodka on with one of my favourite Bloody Mary recipes here.

I think for most of us, 2021 was not the remedy to 2020 that we were all hoping for. Lord only knows what 2022 has in store for us! Whatever it brings, I hope you and your loved ones stay safe, healthy and have a wonderful year!

19
Dec
2021

The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding

categories: Christmas, Dining With The Dame, Poirot, Pudding

Season’s Greetings crime readers and food lovers! Today we are reading the Poirot short story, The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding and eating that exact thing! This is the first time I have ever made plum or Christmas pudding. I chose this recipe, which comes from an October 1993 issue of Home Beautiful because it had apricots and no fruit peel in it. I further tweaked the recipe to remove the raisins and figs which I am not fond of and replaced them with dried strawberries and blueberries. The fruit was then soaked for two weeks in a combination of Pedro Ximenez sherry and brandy!!!

The Adventure of The Christmas Pudding – The Plot

As mentioned, this is a short story – it is only 44 pages in the edition that I read so it is something that can easily be read in around an hour. However, for such a short story there is a LOT going on!

We open with someone called Mr Jesamond, trying to persuade Poirot to take on a case. Poirot is not so keen.

Mr Jesamond interrupted “Christmas time,” he said, persuasively. “An old fashioned Christmas in the English countryside.”

Hercule Poirot shivered. The thought of the English countryside at this season of the year did not attract him…he had suffered too often in the historic country houses of England”

Eventually, Poirot agrees to take the case. A young potentate from an unnamed country has been visiting England to have some of the family jewels re-set by Cartier in order to give them to his bride to be. However, the young man, away from his conservative homeland, has done what young men away from their conservative homelands are wont to do. Even worse, he allowed his new lady friend to wear the family ruby one night. Needless to say, she and the ruby vanish.

In order to avoid a scandal, Poirot is called to visit Kings Lacey, home of the Lacey family to find the thief and the ruby!

We have:

Sarah, the granddaughter of the Lacey’s who has taken up with a bounder whom she has brought home for Christmas, along with his sister who is recovering from an operation and is confined to bed
Several mentions of the bounder’s tight black jeans! (Ooh Aggie!!!)
Someone sneaking about Poirot’s bedroom at night
Drugs in the coffee
Some delightful snarkiness about Poirot’s nightcap (sadly missing from the adaptation)
Something that is definitely not a sixpence in the Christmas pudding!

The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding – The Covers

The covers here nearly all show a Christmas Pudding. I do like the one where Poirot’s hat takes the place of the pudding and I also very much like the one where the Creme Anglaise on the pudding takes on the skull and crossbones. There is a very stylish French cover, except you can’t tell because apparently there is no French translation for Christmas Pudding (hint, it is the black and yellow on).

There is also a Spanish cover that does Poirot no favours! I mean at no point do we ever hear that Poirot is particularly handsome but oof..too cruel, Spain, too cruel!

Unflattering depictions from Spain aside, I am saving my most, my worst level of scorn for the cover on the bottom right. I mean. WTAF unknown publisher? The book is called the Adventure of the Christmas Pudding not The Adventure of the Blueberry Layer Cake!!!

The Recipe – Christmas Pudding

On a silver dish the Christmas pudding resposed in its glory. A large football of a pudding, a piece of holly stuck in it like a triumpant flag and glorious flames of blue and red rising around it. There was a cheer and cries of “ooh – ah:.

Hercule Poirot merely surveyed the portion on his plate with a rather curious expression on his face. A result, no doubt of finding a cryptic note in his bedroom which had read,

“DON’T EAT NONE OF THE PLUM PUDDING.

– ONE WHO WISHES YOU WELL

Agatha Christie, The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding

Other Food Mentioned in The Adventure of The Christmas Pudding

For such a short story, there is a HEAP of food mentioned here:

Oyster Soup
Two turkeys – one boiled, one roast
Elvas Plums, Carlsbad Plums, almonds, raisins, crystallised fruit and ginger
Scones, crumpets, sandwiches and three kinds of cake
Tea
Hard Sauce
Brandy
Mince Pies
Christmas dessert
Christmas cake
Cold supper
Chestnut Stuffing
Eggs and bacon (ALWAYS)
Coffee
A tisane

We usually have brandy butter and custard with our Christmas pudding but this year I am going to give hard sauce a go! It sounds delicious!

The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding is not much of a mystery. It is very obvious who the wrong ‘un is. Having said that, it is an absolutely delightful and charming Christmas story so well worth a read! It is one of the few Poirot adaptations that is not available on Youtube but the Audiobook, which is read by Hugh Fraser who plays Hastings in the series is available.

Dear friends, I hope Santa brings you everything you want and you have a merry, happy and safe holiday season!

04
Apr
2021

Eggs Hamine

categories: 1970's recipes, Africa, Easter, Eggs, Good Housekeeping World Cookery, World Cooking

Happy Easter to those who celebrate it! At Maison de la retro foods, we are supplementing our chocolate eggs with some North African Hamine Eggs. These came to us via Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery. The book offers two versions of this recipe. There is the traditional way:

In Egypt there are special shops selling them; there, after the eggs have been cooked for 3 or 4 hours, they are put under the ashes of a fire and left for as long as 8 hours – this makes them as creamy as butter”

– Good Housekeeping World Cookery

Never mind the pyramids and the Sphinx. Get me over to Egypt pronto for some of those buttery eggs!!!

Eggs Hamine – The Recipe

The non-traditional version of these eggs is so easy!

Put the brown outside skins of some onions into a saucepan of ocld water with the eggs and boil for 2 hours or as long as possible. The onion skins turn the shells of the eggs and the whites brown. Shell and halve the eggs and serve hot or cold with lemon wedges, salt, pepper and mixed spices”

I cooked my eggs in the slow cooker for a full 8 hours.

Pre – Water

4 hours – One of the eggs cracked during the cooking but did not ooze out like they do when they crack during normal boiling.

Eight hours!

Note, if you decide to make these in your slow cooker, the onion skins will stain your slow cooker brown along with the eggs. Get ready to soak and scrub to remove it!

Eight hours and fifteen minutes!

I sprinkled my egg with some salt and some dukkah and dug in! It was delicious. There was a faint taste of something – not exactly onion but slightly savoury to the egg which was different to a normal boiled egg. I would not say that it was buttery but the white seemed more delicate than a normal boiled egg.

I was also very surprised to see that the onion skin dye had penetrated not only into the white which became a gorgeous soft caramel colour but also the yolk! This was startling because it is so strange to have a monochrome egg!

These were nice and an interesting experiment but for me, it was a long time to wait for a fancy boiled egg so I will probably not make them again. If I ever do get to Egypt though, I will be making a breakfast beeline for the Hamine Eggs shops!

Making these eggs might be a fun thing to do with kids for Easter or for a science project on osmosis.

Happy Easter everyone!

14
Feb
2021

Broken Hearts on Horseback

categories: Books, Holidays, Starters, Valentine's Day

Broken Hearts on Horseback? What kind of a name is that I hear you ask. Well, you’ve heard of Angels on Horseback and Devils on Horseback? Broken Hearts on Horseback are my contribution to the genre. They were inspired. by the book Why We Broke Up written by Daniel Handler and illustrated by Maira Kalman I read this book recently and absolutely loved it!

Why We Broke Up – The Plot

Why we broke up is the story of Min and Ed and why they broke up. Min is arty, no different, no weird, no offence as Ed would say. Ed is co-captain of the basketball team. High school being high school, these are two people whose paths should never have crossed but for the brief time they did, it was glorious!

Their story is recounted by Min and is set around a box of objects that had significance to their relationship – bottle-tops from the first bottles of beer they drank together, cinema tickets, a bought coat, a stolen sugar pourer. Min is returning them all to Ed as she no longer wants to be reminded of their love. (I remember doing something very similar after my own first love breakup. Which, if you are contemplating this…don’t do it. Those things that are so precious to you will only either be thrown in the bin or worse still, given to the new girlfriend!).

Why Should You Read It?

If you have ever been in love.
If you have ever had your heart broken.
If you have ever fallen for someone who was not of your social set.
If you are madly in love
If you are in the deepest darkest throes of a break up
if you have forgotten what love feels like

Then this is the book for you.

And if the love story reasons don’t convince you, then there is this – Min is a passionate film buff and is constantly referring to her favourite films. I also consider myself somewhat knowledgeable about movies and was surprised, after the third or fourth reference that I had never heard of any of the films, actors or directors she mentioned. The reason? They only exist in the universe of the book. I had to Google them to find this out though. I thought this was so clever. It would have been easy to use real films but inventing so many? Genius!

There are also two books (also which don’t exist in real life) that are referenced throughout the book. Both of these made me think of the lovely Jenny from Silver Screen Suppers. I so wished both Real Recipes from Tinseltown and When The Lights Go Down were real just so I could send them to Jenny and brighten her days in lockdown!

Broken Hearts on Horseback – The Inspo

” I think I read, ” Al is saying now , “About an appetizer thing with chestnuts though. You wrap them up in prosciutto I think, brush them with grappa, and roast them and put a little parsley on top.”

“Or maybe blue cheese”, I said.

“That’d be good.”

“Could we use chestnuts from a jar?”

“Sure. Wrapping something in proscuitto cancels out from a jar. Wrapping in proscuitto cancels out anything.”

Why We Broke Up – Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman

Broken Hearts on Horseback – The Recipe

Broken Hearts on Horseback

Print Recipe

A delicious appetiser inspired by the book “Why We Broke Up” by Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman

Author: Taryn Nicole
Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 30 minutes
Category: Appetisers

Ingredients

Scale

I pack pre-cooked chestnuts (The pack I used had about 25 chestnuts inside).

4 slices of proscuitto

1/2 tbsp Calvados*

1 wedge of blue cheese

2 tbsp chopped parsley

Smoked Paprika (optional)

Olive oil and Balsamic Vinegar (optional)

As many toothpicks / cocktail sticks as you have chestnuts

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Instructions

Preheat your grill to 150C.

Cut or tear each slice of prosciutto into 6 pieces.

Wrap a prosciutto strip around each chestnut.

Place the wrapped chestnuts onto a baking sheet lined with baking paper.

Brush with the calvados and place under the grill for around 10 minutes or until the proscuitto is crispy.

Meanwhile, cut as many small chunks of blue cheese as you have chestnuts and roll them in the chopped parsley. Place a cocktail skewer through each chunk of cheese.

Once the chestnuts are cooked, add a chestnut to each of the blue cheese skewers. The cheese may melt a little. Sprinkle with a little smoked paprika if you wish.

Serve with a little dipping sauce of olive oil and balsamic vinegar if you wish.

Notes

*The original recipe used Grappa. I did not have Grappa so subbed in some Calvados I found in the liquor cupboard. Brandy would also be a good substitute. if you do not want to use alcohol, you could try an unsweetened apple or grape juice.

Happy Valentine’s Day friends, may your hearts never be broken and your plates full of cheesy meaty goodness on a stick!