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30
Aug
2020

Mother in Law’s Tongues

categories: Baking, Crackers, Great Name, Italy

I was finally able to find some yeast ! After maybe four months, there were packets of yeast on the supermarket shelves last week Don’t hate me for buying two packets – I have a MONTHS of baking projects to catch up on, Starting with these delicious crackers called Mother in Law’s Tongues!

These crackers get their name because Mother in Law’s Tongues are said to be very long. All the better for the malicious gossiping! Called Lingue di Suocera in their native Italy, they are a great addition to any snack plate. I styled my snack plate like the one in the Joe Wicks recipe for Burrata with Mint Pesto. It was so delicious!!!!

These crackers are great! Even the fussiest eater in the world was impressed. “These taste like something you’d buy in a fancy shop” was the exact comment.

They are a bit fiddly as you have to roll out the dough as thin as possible but I think these are worth taking a little extra time on. They have a lovely “snap” to them and are the perfect carrier for other flavours such as pesto, burrata, guac, hummus…

As you may have noticed, these are not crackers for the perfectionist. Each one is different in their size, shape, rise and colour. Personally, I love the variety and think it makes for a more interesting snack plate but if you are one of those people that wants everything just so…these may not be the one for you!

Mother in Law’s Tongues – The Recipe

Huge disclaimer here! This recipe was in my folder of copied and cut out recipes. There was, however, no notation as to where they originally came from for me to give proper credit. I have googled to no avail. However, if you are the writer of this recipe, or know who was, please let me know and I can give proper credit where it is due!

You can also play around with the flavours on the crackers themselves – I made poppy seed, sesame seed, nigella, black pepper and parmesan, and sea salt but could see the flavour combos being extended almost indefinitely depending on your preference or what you intend serving them with. I’m thinking you could do a lovely swirl of pesto through the dough if you were going to serve with Joe’s burrata. Or maybe some dukkah for hummus. Chilli flakes and lemon zest for guac? One word of caution though – I found the plain salt ones to be a little too salty for my taste but that my own fault for sprinkling too liberally. Next time I make these I am going to do an everything bagel version which I think will be amazing!

Now, excuse, me, I have a snack plate to devour!

Have a great week and don’t stop talking about these crackers!

10
Nov
2019

Broccoli & Stilton Quiche – Rye, England, 2019

categories: Blue Cheese, Broccolini, England, Travel, United Kingdon, World Cooking

I’ve been having a few holiday blues. You know that time where the last one feels like a long time ago and the next one seems like a long way away. So, I thought that it might help my malaise to revisit some of my favourite meals from holidays past.

Rye was our first stop on our holiday this year and I ate an incredibly tasty Broccoli and Stilton quiche from the Rye Deli.

Rye is such a pretty town and full of antique and retro shops. Well worth a visit! If you are heading to the UK and want a great quiche and some cool glassware! I bought some repro Babycham and Martini glasses. And some gorgeous vintage Laura Ashley cups and saucers.

The only things is…a bag full of glassware and a Broccoli and Stilton quiche are not good bag fellows. I spent the day shopping and loading myself up with all the gorgeous glasses. Meanwhile, my lovely quiche was getting squished to bits in my bag. It still tasted delicious but was certainly not in the pristine condition in which I bought it!

I love quiche but tend to veer towards the classic Quiche Lorraine or a Spinach and Feta quiche as my go-to’s. The Broccoli and Stilton Quiche squashed and battered though it was after a few hours of being pummelled in my backpack was a revelation. Such a tasty combination!

And also so pretty! I love how the swirls and branches of the broccolini (which I used instead of broccoli) look like little plants, making this quiche look like some sort of whimsical garden

Because I was trying to keep it British, I used a recipe I found on the Ocado website. However, in all honesty, this recipe was not as good as my original quiche from the Rye Deli. I think it was the onions. I don’t recall any in the OG version but do like the way the rounds of the spring onion play off against the straight stems and the flowery whirls of the broccolini. So, my recommendation would be to halve the amount of spring onions and cook them off a bit first.

Apart from the antiquing and the fab quiche, great fish and chips and a v good bookstore, Rye has some great olde worlde pubs

.A very cool castle, complete with stocks for anyone misbehaving!

And literary cred galore!

My only peeve with Rye was that we arrived just after 9:00 pm. And everywhere except for the fish and chip shop had closed or stopped serving food for the night. This was in the height of holiday season so it was kind of surprising. Having said that, the fish and chips were great so all was not lost.

If you can’t get to Rye, you can always get a taste of it by making a Broccoli and Stilton Quiche! If you can get to Rye, get there before 9:00 pm!

Have a great week!

20
Nov
2017

Smore’s Brownies & Sweet Revenge Book Review

categories: Baking, Books, Brownies

The old saying tells us that revenge is a dish best served cold. A new baking book will also have you believing that revenge is a dish best served sweet. Sweet Revenge: Passive-Aggressive Desserts for Your Exes & Enemies by Heather Kim, due to be released in January 2018 is a super fun read and contains over 50 sweet treats to help you weather the storm when life gets tough.

Because you know what? Sometimes when a girl has had gee, I dunno, a week of totally mixed messages and is feeling hurt betrayed and just downright shitty, she just needs a little something something to get her through the day. And by something something I mean ~~a shit ton of booze~~ cake. Or pudding. Or some totally amazing S’mores brownies aka…

Those of you who are regular readers will know that I adore a pun so the names of the recipes in this book were pure gold for me.

In additions to the Everyday I Regret You S’more Brownies you can also find:

Shut Your Stupid Cake Hole – a coconut mochi cake with sesame coconut pecan icing
Stop Texting Me You Crepe – a crepe cake with Oreos
You’re A Piece of Sheet Cake – a cinco leches cake with malted milk whipped cream and salted dulce de leche drizzle (OMG…yes!!!!!)
Go Fudge Yourself – Macinac Island chocolate fudge with white chocolate candied ramen
I Ain’t Puddin’ Up With You – Butterscotch puddin’ pots with chocolate sauce

I was beside myself with joy at some of these. Truly. And not just for the names. I mean cinco leches cake with malted milk whipped cream and salted dulce de leche drizzle sounds like heaven. Who even knew there were that many leches? But now I want all cinco of them baked in a cake. With a dulce de leche drizzle…

As for the S’mores Brownies, let’s start with the base which a dark, glossy, fudgy brownie which was ridiculously easy to make.

Kim provides the recipe for home-made marshmallows to top this. Being lazy, and in a hurry, I chose to buy some marshmallows. Which all went wonderfully until….2 pink marshmallows short!!!!!

If you put these on the Brownies whilst they are still warm, they melt a little and fill some of the gaps between…sadly, not all of them!

Never mind, because we are about to cover it all with a Graham Cracker Streusel. And sprinkles! And then, you get to blowtorch the hell out of it all. Which is another great way to get out some frustration!

Sweet Revenge not only has some great recipes like the ones above but also handy tips, gorgeous photos and cute drawings. The downside of Sweet Revenge was that some of the flavour combinations were a little too out there for me vis a vis:

Carrot Cake truffles with Cool Ranch Doritos Sugar
Strawberry biscuits with chicken skin candy
Pound cake with Sriracha icing.
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Ice Cream Sandwiches with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Ganache

But you know what? There are always going to be recipes that I don’t fancy in any book. And it might be better to be edgy than boring! And I know I am making a judgement on a sample size of one but this seems like a pretty solid book – the brownies were amazing!

Here’s the recipe. This is straight from the book so you can get a feel for the style:

Here are some wise words from Heather on why you should bake for your enemies and exes:

And more wise words on revenge from Old Blue Eyes himself…

Get out there and be successful! And bake these brownies!

Many thanks to NetGalley and Capstone / Switch Press for the ARC.

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27
Oct
2015

Braving Brioche

categories: 1970's recipes, A-Zof Cooking, Bread, Brioche, France

They say you should do one thing every day that scares you. Well, this week we are jumping ahead to the letter H in the A-Z of cooking and I am doing something that terrifies me. The reason for the leap from E to H and the sudden boldness on my part will become apparent in the next post….Huh…instead of a cliff hanger ending I think I just gave you a cliff hanger starting! Anyway, want to know what scares me? That third episode of Limetown still makes me shiver but cooking wise, one of the things that frightens me is bread.

And not only did I made bread this week but ooh la la, I made French Bread! Brioches to be exact. And they were very good! They looked kinda like brioches, they smelled like brioches, and they tasted like brioches! I cannot tell you how pleasantly surprised I was because the manner of making seemed odd.

I have never made brioche before but maybe, possibly this is how it is done. It seemed to work!

You made your bread dough then divided it into 12 pieces which you rolled into balls. Then you pinched off a small ball of dough from each of those so you then had 24 balls, 12 small and 12 larger. The recipe then called to make a hole in the large ball and stick the small ball inside. I found it easier to flatten the large ball and wrap it around the small ball.

Then into the baking pan for a rest and rise:

Add a glaze, pop in the oven and a short while later:

BRIOCHE!!!!

If I’d known brioche was going to be this easy I would have been making it for years! I love that high shine glaze! And to copy a phrase I learned from the Great British Bake Off, the bread also has “good crumb”.

Even though I had specifically made these for another purpose, I couldn’t resist having a little taste. Brioche and apricot jam for afternoon tea? Yes please!

As for the rest of them? Stay tuned. You’ll see in a couple of days! And it’s worth the wait! Meantime, get your brioches ready!

Brioche

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Ingredients

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1 tbsp plus 1tsp sugar
3 tbsp hand hot water
2 tsp dried yeast
200g plain flour
1/2 tsp salt
2 eggs, beaten
50g butter, melted and cooled

Egg Glaze

1 egg
1 tbsp water
pinch of sugar

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Instructions

Dissolve 1/2 tsp of sugar in the water. Sprinkle over the yeast and whisk it in with a fork. Leave in a warm place for 10-15 minutes or until the mixture is frothy.
Sift the flour and salt into a bowl. Mix in the rest of the sugar, the yeast mixture, the eggs and butter.
Mix by hand until the mixture leaves the side of the bowl.
Knead on a lightly floured board for 5 minutes.
Put the dough in a warm place and leave to rise for about 1.5 hours or until it has doubled in size and springs back when lightly pressed.
Preheat your oven to 230C.
Divide the dough into 12 portions. Break off a small bit of each portion and roll into 12 small balls.
Roll the remainder of the portions into 12 larger balls.
Poke a hole in each of the larger balls with your finger and place the small ball inside. Close the hole by pressing the dough together.
Place the balls in your baking tin and leave to rise for about an hour or until light and puffy.
Mix the ingredients for the egg glaze together and brush over the brioches.
Place in your preheated oven for 10 minutes.

Have a great week!

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07
Jun
2013

Retro Food For Modern Times – 7 Days Of Eating For Love And Beauty… Part 1

categories: 1970's food, Bread, Eggs, Rhubarb, Salad, Vintage Cookbooks

I figured after the alcoholic debauchery of the last post, it was time for some restraint and a bit of detoxification. So, I spent the last week eating for Love and Beauty. Not exclusively mind you but at least one dish per day…and, it was pretty good. Actually, it was better than that – I felt great! I was full of energy, more alert, I was focussed, I steamed through tasks at work, I lost about a kilo in weight, my skin looked great, a cute boy held a door open and winked at me…seriously this shit worked! Imagine if I lived like this…I’d be invincible!

So, this is how the week went down.

Day 1 – Balinese Rice

I know this dish better as a Gado Gado and it is delicious. Mind you, peanut sauce is a bit like bacon…or cheese for me….you could drizzle it over a stick and I would not only eat it but ask for seconds…

I chose to keep my vegies and rice separate because I liked the way it looked on the plate, but you could choose to mix them as suggested by the Swami.

The colours in this are so pretty and fresh as well!

Balinese Rice Recipe

Day 2 – Vitality Bread
I baked bread!

No wait…

I. BAKED. BREAD.

You have no idea how happy this made me. It looked like bread, it tasted like bread, the entire house was filled with the delicious aroma of freshly baked..happy days!

You also have no idea how my heart sank when Mark said “Wow, this bread is great, you can bake a loaf every week.” That won’t be happening anytime in the foreseeable, but I will bake more bread…I really want to do a walnut loaf. But not every week. Life’s too short and yeast is a temperamental little fucker.

In the interests of full disclosure, there were two failed attempts before the loaf of success.

Here is how not to go wrong baking bread.

When they say mix the yeast with warm water…don’t use boiling. Yeast doesn’t like heat.

When they say leave for one and a half hours, don’t think “Well overnight will be even better” and go off to bed. Particularly, in winter. Yeast also doesn’t like cold.

See what I mean? Yeast. It’s the Goldilocks of food.

Vitality Bread Recipe

Day 3 – Chive Relish Sauce

I’m not sure what the original recipe for this would be like…minus any pictures from Eating for Love and Beauty, I didn’t really have a guide. Mine turned out like an Egg Salad. It tasted great with the Vitality Bread so I’m not complaining but I suspect it might have been meant to be a bit more mayonnaise-ish.

Chives Relish Sauce

Excuse the plastic wrap, I took this to work for lunch and took the picture at my desk whilst eating on the fly!

Day 4 – Lover’s Blush

It’s Rhubarb, fool!

Maiden's Blush - A Rhubarb Fool — Maiden’s Blush – A Rhubarb Fool

So much for my (bad) Mr T. impersonation…this is super delicious!

Mind you, in my mind, rhubarb belongs in the Pantheon of Foods That Can Do No Wrong (Bacon, Cheese, Peanut Sauce…) so there was more than likely not going to be a downside with this recipe. I did substitute some Amaretti’s for the wheaten biscuits though and added some orange zest for extra zing!

This was just lovely – tangy, sweet, creamy…and (relatively) healthy. And just look at that gorgeous colour!

Lover's Blush

I’m going to be spending the week doing more eating for Love and Beauty, I have some salads, an eggplant dish and another (jello) dessert! on the menu. In my spare time I’ll be planning how to use my newly bestowed Eating for Love and Beauty super powers ~~to take over the world~~, for good, not evil. Enjoy your week whatever you do!

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