Category: Desserts

Sour Cherry Stuffed Monkey

Disclaimer: No monkeys, stuffed or otherwise, were hurt, or even involved in the making of this week’s recipe.  Stuffed Monkey is actually a Jewish pastry.  With a totally kooky, and kind of revolting,  name.  Which is, of course,  why I had to make it!

Stuffed Monkey

And I’m so glad I did because Stuffed Monkey is delicious!  The pastry is like a cinnamony shortbread and the filling is slightly fudgy, a bit like a brownie. It’s so good!

Now, the original recipe for Stuffed Monkey, direct from the pages of Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery, had candied orange peel as the fruit in the filling.  I’m not a big fan of candied peel at the best of times and, certainly not in the quantities required to make this.  So I subbed in some dried sour cherries and some dried apricots for my version.  I did add some orange zest as well so there was a hint of orange in my recipe as a small nod and a wink to the original.

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So, why the odd and not appetising at all name?  I found a couple of theories on the old interwebs…the first is that “monkey”  is a corruption of the Arabic word “makhshi” which means stuffed.  So this would then become a Stuffed Stuffed?  The other theory I found is that these were first popularised by a family called the Monnickendams.

I’m not sure I’m entirely convinced by either of these but what do I know?

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Here’s the recipe direct from Good Housekeeping’s World Cookery:

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And here is my version with the cherries and apricots.

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Stuffed Monkey

A delicious baked dessert

Ingredients

Scale

For The Pastry

  • 170g butter
  • 227g plain flour
  • 170g caster sugar
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 egg, beaten

For The Filling

  • 80g dried sour cherries, chopped
  • 80g dried apricots, chopped
  • 60g slivered almonds
  • zest of an orange
  • 227g ground almonds
  • 85g butter
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 1 tsp vanilla essence
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 egg white

Instructions

For The Pastry

  1. Rub the butter into the flour.
  2. Add the sugar, cinnamon and salt.
  3. Add the egg. Combine until the mixture becomes a smooth dough.
  4. Divide in two equal pieces.
  5. Roll the first piece out and use it to line a pie dish.

For The Filling

  1. Beat the butter, ground almonds and egg yolks together.
  2. Add the dried fruit, nuts and vanilla and salt.
  3. Stir to combine.
  4. Spread the filling over the dough in the pie dish.
  5. Roll out the second piece of pastry and cover the filling with it.
  6. Press the edges to seal them.
  7. Brush with the egg white to glaze.
  8. Heat the oven to 180C.
  9. Place the pie pan in the oven and bake for around 30 minutes or until golden brown.

Notes

  • This is great on its own but is fabulous with a scoop of vanilla ice cream!

There is a downside to making a dessert called a Stuffed Monkey.

Which is that no one wants to eat it.  The minute you mention the name, they get a funny look on their faces.  Then they ask you to repeat what you said.  Then they say “It’s okay, I think I might just have coffee”.

So just tell your friends it’s called Sour Cherry Tart or something.   They’ll be shovelling it down like nobody’s business and asking for seconds in no time at all!

Or tell them the name and keep it all for yourself.  It’s that good!  

Stuffed Monkey Meme

Have a great week!

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Treasure Island Sundae / The Sunday Girl

Who would have thunk that so soon after the lack of crushed pineapple in London in August for Pieathalon that,  I would again have it on my shopping list?  Luckily for me, now I am back home and pineapple of all varieties  is once again,  freely available!

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The recipe for the Treasure Island Sundae comes from The Golden Circle Tropical Recipe Book, which was a birthday present from my gorgeous friend Ali, a few years ago.  I’ve been meaning to make something from it for ever so long because, quite frankly, this book is BONKERS.  With a subtitle of “Every day meals with a Tropic Holiday Flavour” you just know that this is going to be full of recipes containing pineapple crammed into places pineapple has no business to be.

Golden Circle Tropical Recipe Book

And speaking of Pieathalon, someone out there should be thanking their lucky stars that I didn’t inflict this on them!

Pineapple Shepherd's Pie

Or what about turning that Tropic Holiday vibe Italian with some Spaghetti with Meat Sauce Tropical?

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There are also some recipes where the pineapple seems perfectly normal compared to another totally random ingredient.  Let’s take a look at a Hungry Man Salad.

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So like me, you’re probably wondering what the slices between the pineapple slices are?  My guess was crusty bread. Because maybe hungry men need more carbs than all that white rice. Or maybe crumbed pineapple rings? Weird I know but so far what’s been normal?  I was wrong. On both counts.   Quick, before reading any further, drop down to the comments and tell me what you think they are….

Okay…so the reveal?

A Hungry Man Salad “combines Golden Circle Sliced Pineapple and Beetroot with cooked rice, red and green capsicum, celery, eschalots, gherkin, tomato lettuce and….. a sliced meatloaf.

WTF?  Who does that?

Although I suppose it’s no worse than pineapple, oops, I mean Tropic Holiday Flavour in your spag bol.

I’ll definitely share more from this book in the not too distant! But for today, it’s the Treasure Island Sundae. And thankfully the treasure in that Sundae is not a sliced meat loaf!

The reason we are making the Treasure Island Sundae is because whilst on holiday I read a book called Sunday Girl by Pip Drysdale.  I actually read it in its entirety on the plane to the UK because it’s one of those books that once you start, you can’t put down!

(Also I couldnt’ resist the idea of writing about a sundae and a book called the Sunday Girl while listening to the Blondie song Sunday Girl on a Sunday.  No nasty riverside for me today.  I’m safely ensconced with the four ant-free, bird free and bird poo free walls of my own home…and it’s bliss!).

But back to the book.  How’s this for a premise?

Some love affairs change you forever. Someone comes into your orbit and swivels you on your axis, like the wind working on a rooftop weather vane. And when they leave, as the wind always does, you are different; you have a new direction. And it’s not always north.’

Any woman who’s ever been involved with a bad, bad man and been dumped will understand what it feels like to be broken, broken-hearted and bent on revenge….

So Taylor consults The Art of War and makes a plan. Then she takes the next irrevocable step – one that will change her life forever.

Ah, revenge…a dish best served cold right?  Just like a tropical ice cream sundae!

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Here’s the original recipe.  Look at the super gorgeous pineapple page numbers!  😍😍😍

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I made a few changes to the recipe as given above.  My supply of maraschino cherries has vanished!  Lord only knows what has happened to them so my fruit component was a strawberry and some blueberries.  Instead of a jelly cross, I used popping candy!  X may not have marked the spot but it was a lot more fun!  And finally, the real treasure for those of you, who like me are counting their calories?  Instead of strawberry ice cream, I used Halo Top Birthday Cake – at 280 calories per TUB you could eat these sundaes all the live long day and not increase your waist size!

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The Treasure Island Sundae is a great little dessert.  There’s lots of different flavours and textures and so it is super fun to eat.  The blend of pineapple, lime jelly and the ice cream reminded me of one of my favourite icy – poles the Pine-Lime Splice!

I can see myself making a heap of these as the weather warm up!

And that’s me done!  Have a great week!

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The Crown Princess Victoria’s Birthday Cake

Can you believe I’ve been doing this for 6 years?  Who knew this was going to last longer than most proper jobs,  many romantic relationships and a large percentage of prison sentences!

This is a belated celebration though because I’m having a horrendous month.  First I hurt my back and was out of action for a couple of weeks.  And now I have an awful cold.

But better late than never!  And if we were going to wait for anything?  This might be the one! 

This is the Crown Princess Victoria’s birthday cake!

Crown Princess Victoria Birthday Cake

Time sure flies when you decide to follow your own brand of weirdness!

But let’s talk about this cake.  Because it’s not quite cake as we know it.  I also need to confess that I have no idea where this recipe came from.  I copied it out of a  book but totally forgot to note the book from whence it came. So, if anyone knows, please drop me a line so I can attribute it properly!

It’s also gluten-free for those of you who care about those sorts of things!

First up you need to start with two layers of nutty biscuit base.  The original recipe said walnut but I had almond meal in the house so rather than grinding walnuts into meal, I took the lazy girl’s option and used what I had.  (In my defence I also had a bad back at the time.  😉 ).  

And haters look out, I also thought it would work better with an almond base seeing as I was going to decorate it with marzipan.  It was going to be a double almond delight!

Next up a meringue!

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Then meringue was sandwiched with whipped cream between the two almond discs.  This is where it got a little crazy because the meringue was round on the top and the discs were not.  So the sandwiching was a little rough…

Crown Princess Victoria Birthday Cake The the “cake” was “iced” with more whipped cream and decorated with fresh raspberries and some marzipan roses!

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This looked so pretty and was absolutely delicious.  The crisp biscuit, the crunchy outside of the meringue and the marshmallowy inside made for a lovely blend of textures. The raspberries added a cake much-needed tang into the overall sweetness of the cake and whipped cream just makes anything a party!

Crown Princess Victoria Birthday Cake

Here’s the recipe:

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The Crown Princess Victoria’s Birthday Cake

A different and delicious “cake” to celebrate any occasion.

Ingredients

Scale

For The Biscuit Layers

  • 1 1/4 cups almond meal
  • 1/4 cup icing sugar
  • 2 egg whites

For The Meringue Layer

  • 2 egg whites
  • 1/2 cup caster sugar

To Decorate

  • 1 1/2 cups whipped cream
  • 250g fresh raspberries
  • Fondant or marzipan roses

Instructions

For the Bicuit Layers

  1. Mix together the almond meal, icing sugar and the unbeaten egg whites.Spread out into 2 x 20cm rounds on baking paper on baking trays.
  2. Bake in a moderate oven for 10 minutes until firm to touch.
  3. Turn out onto wire racks and carefully peel off the paper.
  4. Cool.

For The Meringue

  1. Beat the 2 eggs whites until stiff.
  2. Add the sugar gradually, beating all the time until glossy and thick.
  3. Spread out to a 20cm round on baking paper on a baking tray.
  4. Bake in a slow oven until dry and crisp – around 45-50 minutes.
  5. Cool and carefully remove paper.

To Decorate

  1. Sandwich the meringue between the two biscuit layers with whipped cream.
  2. Cover the top and sides with whipped cream.
  3. Decorate with raspberries and fondant or marzipan roses.

You can find an article on how to make proper marzipan roses here.  Or you can muddle through and hope for the best like I did with mine!

Crown Princess Victoria Birthday Cake

And of course, I couldn’t let the moment go by without reference to this!

Have a wonderful week everyone!

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Profiteroles For Very Special Occasions

You might think that five and a bit years into this that I would cease to be surprised.  Both when things go awry and when by some stroke of mad luck things work out just as they should.  Such was the case with the Profiteroles I made on the weekend from the Very Special Occasions Chapter of The A- Z of Cooking (1977).  When the profiteroles came out of the oven looking like, well, profiteroles, there were whoops of joy, squeals of excitement and a bit of spontaneous kitchen dancing!

Yep, in this house, this:

Equals This:

http://www.laughinggif.com/view/ew0vxmklkk/56.htmlBut let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves just yet.  First.  Hello V.  And whilst we’re on the subject let’s’ all note the name of the chapter.  Not just Special Occasions.  Very Special Occasions.  Requiring very special dancing apparently.  And also requiring several goes at making something that was worthy of posting. After all, it’s a very special occasion.

First up there was a go at Carpetbag Steak.  Now, if you lookup Carpetbag Steak anywhere on the interwebs, you will more than likely read that it is a famous  Australian recipe.  I’ve lived here virtually all my life and I have never head of it.  However, I really liked the idea of steak and oysters.  I made the recipe and it looked and tasted meh.

Then I made a Beef Stroganoff.  Tasted good.  Looked terrible in all the photos.  I think it’s that thing that Jenny from Silver Screen Suppers told me about where brown food just doesn’t photo well.  This was about the best…

So then I made Carpetbag Steak v2.  A modern recipe this time.  Still looked and tasted meh.

I was left with a choice.  Champagne and Orange Juice.  Or Profiteroles.  And believe me . You came so close to having Champagne and Orange juice as your very special occasion meal.  Because this is what happens inside my head whenever pastry is mentioned:

https://giphy.com/gifs/bored-room-clean-clWd5ft31I23KThe profiteroles only happened because the very special occasion was a long weekend due to the Football Grand Final being the next day.  I know right.  Who has a holiday BEFORE the big day?

“It’s the dumbest reason for a holiday ever” I said.

“Come to work then” said my boss.

“It’s the best holiday ever.  Better even than Jesus being born.  Or dying.”

So anyway, on the holiday for best/ worst reason ever I got a little bored in the evening and thought that I would have a flick through The A-Z of Cooking, to plan V-Z.  The profiterole recipe caught my eye and  I realised that I had every ingredient.  And a whole heap of bravado due to being about 3/4 of a bottle of a wine in.

Don’t judge.  That produced these.  Light as air, melt in the mouth, boozy cream filled and shiny chocolately pastry balls of deliciousness,

The basis for profiteroles, and the reason for my hissy fit is pastry.  Choux pastry to be exact.  I have made choux pastry exactly once before.  For a recipe called Cherry Fritters from The A-Z of Cooking.  Don’t bother searching the archives for them.  They were a total disaster and I didn’t post them.

But choux starts with a roux…actually no. According to The A-Z of Cooking choux pastry starts with 63g of flour.  Yep.  63.  Not 60.  Not 65.  63.  And seeing as this was a very special occasion, 63g of flour it was.

Profiteroles5This became this:

Which became these.  I couldn’t find a piping bag and my piping skills are non-existent so I just blobbed spoonfuls of the pastry onto the tray.  Also, I wasn’t really expecting this to  work.  And need I remind you about that bottle of wine that was now 5/6’s gone?

Well, slap my arse and call me Charlie if those funny looking blobs didn’t turn into these.  They’re shall we say  “rustic” but on a scale of one to ten of  being recognizable as profiteroles, they have to be at least an eight.

Profiteroles 10So then fill and ice and sprinkle and you get these: (even more profiteroley).

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Here’s the recipe direct from The A-Z of Cooking:

Profiteroles 12I tweaked the recipe by swapping out the rum for Amaretto and adding some sprinkles.

Make, eat, enjoy, do a little dance of sheer pleasure.

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And have a great week!

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REPOST – Future Classics – Australian Table – August 2001

Remember how I said I had a fab idea for a whole new series of blog posts whilst on holiday?  Here’s the thing, along with hundreds of cookbooks, I also have a huge collection of food magazines, most of which sit on shelves in my back room doing nothing.  Once a year, I grab a handful of the oldest, take them on holiday and cut out the recipes I want, throw away the magazines, and cook the recipes over the next 12 months.

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Currently I have a few mags from the late 1990’s but they are most from the early noughties onwards.  So they are not quite but well on their way to becoming formally vintage.  My thought on holiday was….”These are the things that will shortly become the vintage recipes of the future.  So, instead of ripping them up, I’m going to start cooking from them.  Once a month, I’ll revisit one of these magazines, cook a thing or two and decide if these are future vintage classics – or just junk taking up space in my backroom.  Here are the early years to 2013:

Magazines1And here are 2014 to the present day:

Magazines2so, to start, we are stepping back in time 15 years to the August 2001 edition of Australian Table:

Australian Table August 2001 I also thought it might be fun to revisit some of the content of these magazine as well as the recipes, so without further ado, here are the:

Flavours of The Month – August 2001

This section spoke about what was in season.  I thought I might give it a little Retro Food For Modern Times Twist!

Sweet Potatoes

Huh….my plan was to insert a recipe or two from the blog.  However, apparently I have made nothing with sweet potatoes. I’ll link to some recipes  below.

Baby Bok Choy

Or anything with Bok choky.  What have I been cooking in for the last four years?

Cumquats

Hooray – Finally!

Click here for my Four Kumquat Canapés For Four Food Heroes recipes

Pineapples

Melbourne Cup Crab and Pineapple Appetizer and MC Cocktail

Pineapple soufflé

Movies of The Month

Oh man.  August 2001 was a GOOD month for movies!  I would quite happily watch Bridget Jones’s Diary or Along Came a Spider today.  I don’t recall ever seeing Evolution but I am definitely putting that to rights, pronto.  I know it’s probably a little late with the picky picky however, Australian Table, I would like to point out that the chocolate-voiced, sloe-eyed maverick investigator is actually called Alex Cross.  The ACTOR is Morgan Freeman.  And what a difference a letter makes.  Slow-eyed which I typed at least a dozen times in the above paragraph makes you sound like you should be taking special classes.  Sloe-eyed…hello sexy!

Movies - August 2001

Music Of The Month

Well, I guess you can’t have it all.  I listened to none of these at the time nor do i have any real desire to seek out any of these.  Maybe the Elvis Costello.

Music August 2001

The Food

I chose two recipes from an article on fool proof party food starting with:

Vodka with Crushed Limes

Australian Table August 2001These are my flavours…this was so good!  Tangy, sweet delicious!

Crispy Duck with Green Scallion Pancakes

Crispy Duck with Green PancakesNo, these are my flavours!  Spicy, seductive!

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Berry and Rhubarb Crumble

This recipe came from an advertisement for a 3 in one hand blender.  Crumble is pretty much already a classic but the addition of rhubarb instead of the more traditional apple?  Genius!

Rhubarb and Berry CrumbleRhubarb and Berry Crumble Recipe

Everything I made from this mag was SUPER! My view is that this is a definite future vintage classic!

I hope you’ve enjoyed this little walk down memory lane!  I’ll be back in a couple of weeks with a mag from September 2001.  I hope it’s as good as this one!

Have a great week!

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